真三国无双3.9地图【视频】- 我和丹尼有个约定 TED-大学英语

【视频】| 我和丹尼有个约定 TED-大学英语
来源 TED

It's funny the things you forget.I went to see my mother the other day, and she told me this storythat I'd completely forgotten abouthow, when we were driving together, she would pull the car over,and by the time she had gotten out of the car,and gone around the car to let me out of the car,I would have already gotten out of the carand pretended to have died.
很多你不记得的东西是很搞笑的。前几天我去看我老妈，她告诉我了这样一个故事，我已经完全忘了无赖神医，我们曾经一起开车出去，她要停车，当她从车里出来，围着车绕了一圈，然后准备让我也下车，我那时已经下了车，并且假装已经死了。
Because that's how you die.
因为在那时你差不多就是这么“死”的。
And I remember, that was a game I used to play with myselfto entertain myself whenever I was bored or frustrated.
我记得，我以前常常和自己玩装死，只要我无聊或者感到沮丧我就玩装死，来自娱自乐。
Settle down.
好让自己冷静点。
People say we live in an age of information overload. Right?I don't know about that,but I just know that I get too many marketing emails.I got a marketing email from a supermarket firm,which will remain namelessfor predominantly legal reasons,but which I'm going to call "SafeMart."
人们常说我们生活在信息膨胀的时代贝通网，对吧？我也不清楚，但是我知道我常收到很多营销邮件。我收到过来自一个超市集团的营销邮件，匿名的邮件，因为一些法律原因，但是我准备叫它“安全超市”。
I got an email from them, and it went like this, it said:"Just three weeks until SafeMart at King's Cross opens!!!"
我收到一封他们发的邮件，上面写着：“还有三周，安全超市就要在国王十字路口开张啦！！！”
And I resented this,because not only do I not remember signing up to that,but I resent the fact that they appear to thinkthat I should be excited about a shop opening.
我讨厌这种邮件，因为不仅我记不得订阅过这样的消息，而且我对于他们理所应当地认为我应该对于新店开张感到无比兴奋这种事儿非常厌恶。
So what I did was I scrolled down to the bottom of the email,and I pressed, "Unsubscribe."And I thought that'd be the end of it.But a week later, I got another one that said,"Just two weeksuntil SafeMart at King's Cross opens!城市恋人!!"
于是我滑到邮箱的最底部，点击了下“取消订阅”。我想这样应该就会清净了。但是一周后， 我收到了另一封邮件写到，“还有两周安全超市即将在国王十字路口开张啦李伯祥！！胡世群 ！”
And I thought真三国无双3.9地图 , obviously, I haven't clicked hard enough.So I tried it again. Right?Lo and behold, a week passes, you guessed it,"Just one week until SafeMart at King's Cross opens!!!"
我想流天类星龙，应该是我上次没有退订成功。然后我又退订了一次，这样应该好了吧？没想到，过了一周，你猜怎么着，“还有一周西安虎家 ，安全超市即将在国王十字路口开张啦！！！”
And here's the problem:The internet gave us access to everything;but it also gave everything access to us.It's hard enough to discriminatebetween the things that genuinely matter in this worldand the minutiae of life,without having emails about supermarket chainsand Candy Crush Saga.
这就有问题了：互联网让我们与世界相连；同时也让所有东西与我们相连。没有关于连锁超市和糖果传奇（一款手机游戏）的邮件，我们可能就会很难分辨世界上真正重要的东西，和生活中的鸡毛蒜皮。
And I was really annoyed with them,吕帅希and I thought, OK诸天祭 , I was about to write a strongly worded email,which I can do quite well.
我真的被它们搞烦了，我想，看来我必须要写一封语气很重的回复邮件了，我很擅长这种事儿。
And I thought, no —I'm going to find the game.So I replied to it, and I said,"I literally cannot wait!!!!"
然后我仔细想想，不——我要陪它们玩下去。所以我回复了它，我写到，“我真是等不及了啊！！！”
"What do you need from me?"
“我可以为你们做些什么呢？”
They got back to me; a guy called Dan said,"Hi James. I've asked a colleague to help me with your query."
一个叫Dan的人给我回复了，写道：“你好 James. 我就你的问题向我的同事咨询了一下。”
Like it needs help.And I said, "What's the plan, Dan?I'm thinking fireworks, bouncy castle ..."
好像他才需要帮助吧。我说：“你们有什么打算呢，Dan？我能想到的是开业的烟花，充气的城堡……”
"I'm not sure what you mean."
Dan：“我没搞懂你的意思。”
I said, "I'm just tremendously excited about the opening!"
我说：“我只是对你们开业相当激动！”
"Do you want to book the bouncy castle or shall I?"
“你打算订充气城堡，还是我来订？”
He said, "I think you have misunderstood."
他说：“我觉得你可能误会了。”
"A new store is opening, but there is no celebration planned."
“我们新店确实要开业了， 但是并没有开业典礼计划。”
I said男媒婆, "But what was all the 'Three weeks until,' 'Two weeks until' emails?I was getting excited."
我说：“但是你们每周都有发 那些开业倒计时邮件啊？让我都白激动了啊上原瑞穂 。”
"I'm sorry you're disappointed."
Dan：“我对你的失望感到十分歉意。”
I said生死谍变 , "Not to worry.Let's do something anyway!Besides, the deposit on the bouncy castle was non-refundable."
我说：“没事。不管怎么样我们还是做点什么吧！再说充气城堡的订金已经不能退了。
"If we don't use it, we're out a few hundred quid, Dan."
如果我们不用它， 我们就浪费了几百块呢，Dan.”
He said, "Mr. Veitch, I'm not responsible for anything you have ordered."
他说：“Veitch先生， 我对您所订购的东西没有任何责任。”
I said, "Let's not get into who did what.Bottom line: you and I are in this together."
我说：“我们先别说谁做了什么。无可否认，我们现在已经在一条船上了败笔的意思 。
"Question: Will you be there to make sure people take their shoes off?"
请问：你愿意一直在旁边看着 保证别人都把鞋子脱了吗？”
I'll be honest, then my relationship with Dan deteriorated somewhat,because the next email I got was this:"Thanks for your email - your Case Number is ..."
实话实说，那之后我跟Dan的关系 在某种程度上就恶化了，因为我发现下一封邮件是这样写的：“感谢您的邮件——您的处理编号是……”
That's outrageous.I said, "Dan?"
这真是让我哭笑不得。我说：“Dan，在吗？”
And I got — and I was just like, this is ... — and I, I ....And I said, "Danny?"And I thought, this is terrible. All I'm doing is collecting case numbers.I said3f男 , "D-Dog?"
然后我收到的还是……这……让我……我说：“Danny，你在吗？！”我觉得，这太糟糕了缠身龙 。我一直在收到这些处理编号。我说：“是电子狗吗？”
"The store is now open."
“超市现在开张了。——Dan”
I said, "But Dan, they must have wondered why there was no bouncy castle."
我说：“但是Dan，大家都会想为什么没有充气城堡吧粉刷匠歌词 。”
And then we were back to this.
然后又变成了处理邮件任柏儒 。
And that might have been the end of the story,but I remembered that anything — everything —even something as mundane as getting out of a car,can be fun if you find the right game.
故事应该在此就结束了。但是我突然发觉，任何事——每件事——甚至于一些日常小事儿，如下车，只要掌握了正确的玩法，都能变得有趣。
So戴秉国简历 ,this is what I replied:[Thanks for your email - your Case Number is #0000001.]
所以，我就回复到：[感谢您的邮件——您的处理编号是#0000001。]
And we just, uh ...
然后我们就……
It was like we were dancing.It was just a beautiful relationship.We just kept going.It was lovely.But to be honest, guys, it was quite labor-intensive,and I had other stuff to do,believe it or not.So what I did is I have a little email auto-replier program.And I set it up so every time it receives an email from SafeMart,it just pings one back.
这就像我们在翩翩起舞、就像我们是完美的关系、我们就这样进行下去，太和谐了。但是老实说，伙计们炎黄血少 ，这挺费功夫的，我还有别的事情要忙，不论你信不信。于是我做了一个邮件自动回复程序。我设置好了程序，每一次从安全超市收到邮件，它就这样发送一封回去。
So I set it up, and it says,"Thanks for your email - your Case Number is ..."
我设置好的内容是，“谢谢您的邮件，您的处理编号为……”
Then it has a little formula that I wrote to up the case number every time.And I put it on the serverand set it running.
我用了一个小公式，每一次都会在上一个数字上加1。然后把它放入服务器让它运转。
I'll be honest, guys —then I forgot about it.
坦白讲——我最后把这事给忘了。
I checked back on it the other day,and it appears there have been a number of emails going back and forth.We're on 21,439.
过了几天我回头查看邮件，它显示出，来回的回复邮件，达到21,439篇。
It gives me an immense sense of satisfaction to knowthat these computer programs are just going to be pinging one anotherfor eternity.And as legacies go, I don't think that's bad.
这件事带给我了很大的满足感，我意识到这些电脑程序可以一直相互回复，无穷无尽。作为一种馈赠，我觉得还是不错的秀娘兰馨 。
So guys, just remember:if ever you feel weighed down by the bureaucracyand often mundanity of modern life,don't fight the frustration.Let it be the catalystfor whimsy.
所以朋友们，请记住：如果你们感觉自己被官僚主义深深压迫或者被平淡无奇的生活压迫，不要和沮丧做无谓的抗争。让它成为我们的动力，搞点小怪。
Thank you.(Applause)
谢谢。（掌声）
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